The Year VII books are open. This ceremony is permanently locked, and the separate safety ledger is now recording every new write.
๐พ YEAR VII SAFETY VAULT ๐พ
Every successful score, game, photo, and ledger write is copied to a separate append-only trail. Download the current live books plus that trail anytime.
โจ Pig Points from God: Randomly selects a player and gives them 5-25 bonus points from the divine pig gods
๐จ DANGER ZONE TESTING ๐จ
Force Next: Makes the next HOGWASH result in a DANGER ZONE
๐ TRANSFER PIG POINTS ๐
โก POWERUP MANAGEMENT โก
๐ฆ CURRENT POWERUPS ๐ฆ
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โจ THE PIG GODS HAVE SPOKEN โจ
๐ทโจ๐บ
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๐ท SHAME! ๐ท
YOU GROSS PIG!
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
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You could not even swear to your own name, you spineless swine!
๐ค PLAYER CONTROLS ๐ค
๐ธ SEND YOUR POINTS ๐ธ
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๐ท๐ฒ HOGWASH ๐ฒ๐ท
Choose your player and risk it with the pig gods!
HOUSE ODDS
โ tap any fate to read its decree โ
๐บThe Chalice 17.5%
๐ฐThe Gilded Sow 17.5%
๐ธThe Tithe 17.5%
๐ปThe Tapmaster 17.5%
๐DEATH 10%
๐The Temptation 7.5%
โณSecond Dawn 5%
๐ชCruel Mirror 5%
๐THE HOG ITSELF 2.5%
Every roll is independent. The House thanks you for your patronage. ๐ท
๐ท๐ฉ GET FUCKED BY THE SLOP, PIG! ๐ฉ๐ท
โ ๏ธ Prepare your anus for pig punishment โ ๏ธ
The Pig Gods have dealt. Choose your fate.
โฆ PIG SLOTS โฆ
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๐ JACKPOT! ๐
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๐ท๐จ
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๐ฒ HOGWASH RESULT ๐ฒ
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๐ THE SATCHEL OF ๐
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๐บ ASSIGN DRINKS ๐บ
You have 0 drinks to assign!
Maximum: 1 drinks
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โ๏ธ EDIT PLAYER SCORE โ๏ธ
Enter the new total score for this player (Press Enter to save)
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๐ฑ SECURE PLAYER LOGIN ๐ฑ
Select your name to receive a verification code
No passwords here. Only oaths.
Enter the secure pig password to login instantly
๐ฑ Alternative: SMS Verification
(May not work due to Firebase rate limits)
Enter the 6-digit code sent to your phone
๐ป ALEX ASSIGNED DRINKS! ๐ป
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๐ธ UPLOAD DRINK PROOF ๐ธ
Take a photo to prove you completed your drink assignment!
๐ฌ This message will be shown to Alex and in the activity log (150 characters max)